I jumped on a football player because I'm AWESOME! My mom's would be: I texted a phone because I'm a ninja! My stepmom's would be: I texted a smurf because Big Bird told me to and he's my leader. And my dad's would be: I loved Nick Jonas because I can.
I licked a gangster because Big Bird said to and he's my leader, and because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway! (..My shirt is gray AND orange, so...)
I just did a new one: I jumped on a football player because I'm a Ninja! and because I'm cool like that.