Eilish loves writing, and she just showed me a poem she wrote about Christmas. I thought it was quite cute.. The Tales' Christmas Wishes Twas the night before Christmas And all through the cupboard Every Tale was stirring Even Old Mrs Hubbard The boy down the road He came shouting with glee "I'm gonna get me some new socks And they'll be all for me!" Jack climbed down the beanstalk And looked cautiously around "I want the rest of my beans - I think I dropped them on the ground" The mower-man from Sandan He came prancing forward gaily "I want to be a girl!- I think I'll call myself Amy!!" Three giggling little pigs They ran far away The wolf followed behind "Wait! I want some new glasses!!", he yelled in dismay Ick Pock from Blanshom He ran forward with a duster "My wife says I don't help enough- But I don't have any strength to muster!" After a while All the racket died down Soon 'Jingle Bells' began And there were smiles all around Suddenly, through the keyhole - Two legs did appear "It's Santa!! Though where's the rest of him??" They all cried in fear "It's a real shame" A jolly voice was heard "I guess the Missus was right 'bout the diet - Drat the old bird.." The rest of them pulled At the round lug Until finally, With one massive tug A 'pop!' was heard He fell to the ground He grinned, and then - There were presents all round!