Talula did it ever dawn on you to hula 'round the house with your grass skirt on to sweep? Just curious. I would try it if I had one :D :p.
My opinions on the Hula. Grass skits itch if you don't wear anything underneath, so proper undergarments are a must. They only pose a fire hazard if you hula while smoking. I am all for coconut bras, but opposed to men wearing them at Jimmy Buffett concerts. I am a switch hitter in the flower-to-ear department. Usually in school my teachers just called me Talula. or T for short. I'm still learning to spell it though.
Do you have any opinions on the hula? Do grass skirts pose a fire hazard? Are you morally opposed to coconut bras? Which ear do you wear your flower in? Right or left? In school did teachers pronounce your entire name? How long did it take you to learn to spell it?
I thought I heard on the news, your full name before having it legally changed was Talula does the Hula in Hawaii. So how do you feel about your parents?
Talula, please post some information about yourself. Inquiring minds want to know. :) Look how many people have paid you a visit so far!