- advertisement -

Wanted...

Discussion in 'Parents Off Topic' started by MamaLibby, Apr 23, 2012.

  1. MamaLibby

    MamaLibby Approved members

    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2011
    Messages:
    607
    Help wanted:
    Need patient, tolerant person who can run on very little sleep and have the ability to taxi small children to dance, theater, soccer, therapy appointments, endo appointments and homeschool co-op.
    Must be able to simultaneously break up an argument, listen to a story, change a diaper and count carbs.
    Must have firm knowledge of diabetes, bipolar disorder, food allergies, asthma and all the other afflictions these kiddos have that I really don't want to list right now.
    Must be a good vegetarian, gluten-free, nut-free, dye-free cook.
    Must be awake enough to read a meter screen, a children's book, and a cook book (Again, sometimes simultaneously)


    Someone out there thinks I'M the one for this job, but if anyone wants to take the position over for a while, I'm gonna go take a nap :p

    (Okay, so today was a little hectic...Thank god for husbands!)
     
  2. DsMom

    DsMom Approved members

    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2010
    Messages:
    1,700
    Hope today is better for you. I'm not sure many people could fill your shoes...you sound pretty amazing!:)
     
  3. Lisa - Aidan's mom

    Lisa - Aidan's mom Approved members

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2011
    Messages:
    405
    Hope the pay is good for that incredibly important job ;)! You do a great job juggling it all; hope you can 5 minutes for yourself! Hang in there!
     
  4. MamaLibby

    MamaLibby Approved members

    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2011
    Messages:
    607
    Thanks guys :) It wasn't that it was a bad day...just a long one with lots of shuttling of children. :)
     
  5. denise3099

    denise3099 Approved members

    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2009
    Messages:
    1,757
    Um, that would be me. Are you trying to take my job. 'Cause you can have it. :p Just bring my kids back when they are successfully married off and have given me my grandbabies. :D
     
  6. StillMamamia

    StillMamamia Approved members

    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2007
    Messages:
    13,195
    Remember the maid in The Jetsons? We should all have a robot like that, who can take over when we just need to go for a scream...or two...or three.;)

    Sorry life is so ACK sometimes.:cwds:

    What was the robot's name?
     
  7. DsMom

    DsMom Approved members

    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2010
    Messages:
    1,700
    Rosie:p:p:p:p
     
  8. MamaLibby

    MamaLibby Approved members

    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2011
    Messages:
    607
    haha that's it! I need a robot :)
     

Share This Page

- advertisement -

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice