ROTFPIMP!!!! Ya know. I never knew that sporks existed outside of Taco Bell. They are very, very handy at Taco Bell but I don't think my children's schools have such fancy utensils. I like the idea of the metal sporks but I wonder if they might be more dangerous. The children could scrape them on the blacktop on the playground until they fashioned them into shivs and then they could have gang fights.