You know that moment when you look out the window, and you see your middle 4 children-who you thought were just playing outside--are actually making a mud puddle out of your soon-to-be-garden-plot and throwing thick mud at each other and every surface they see? Or how about, in the 2.18 seconds it took you to look out the window, your 20 month old went from sitting 3 feet away from you to out the front door, dropping her dress and diaper in the mean time, so that she's dashing towards a bird in the middle of the road clad in nothing but purple socks and a milk mustache. And then, when you come back in with the screaming naked toddler and find your oldest in the kitchen, you ask her to please save your burning grilled cheese off the stove--she interrupts you to say her BG is 312 with 1 arrow up and 0.9 ketones and she just maybe, sorta, kinda accidentally forgot to bolus for all the carb-laden fruit and chips she grazed on that morning. Thank god the afternoon went better!!!