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glucagirl
05-30-2006, 07:12 PM
To My Loving Wife
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been 'called home to glory' following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've Arrived!
I've just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

(P.S. Sure is hot down here!)
:D

glucagirl
05-30-2006, 08:18 PM
Anybody else have any good jokes? a real funny website is www.basicjokes.com

LantusFiend
09-12-2006, 08:25 PM
When I was in the hospital, I wrote the following on the whiteboard as my way of venting.
You know you've been in the hospital too long when...
... instead of flushing the toilet, you call for the nurse.
... the word "clean" makes you smell alcohol.
... you can explain the difference between what the schedule is and what it claims it is.
... you know all of the nurses' names.
... you're thrilled to be wearing real clothes.
... your idea of heaven has a new detail- NO MORE NEEDLES.

Tamara Gamble
09-14-2006, 05:19 AM
Glucagirl. That is hilarious! Tami

glucagirl
10-01-2006, 08:01 PM
lol that is funny lantusfiend!:D thankz tami, i luv jokes!