kiwimum
09-21-2007, 12:00 AM
If God only gives us what we can handle then...
1. Why won't he give me the winning ******* numbers so I can buy John Travolta's jumbo jet with my tens of millions of dollars? I could use the jet to fly my family and friends to one of our many holiday homes scattered around the world. I would of course keep John in a job and employ him as our pilot. A nice gesture of good will I feel!
2. Why won't he make my butt look small in 'that'?
3. Why won't he give me the ability to eat chocolate and doughnuts without it looking like I just strapped them to my waist?
4. Why does he insist that my husband needs to continue to snore?
Last but not least, why oh why won't he give me George Clooney to play with?
(Yep it was one of those nights last night. It was midnight and I was waiting to do a test, couldn't sleep. Can you tell I was bored?!)
1. Why won't he give me the winning ******* numbers so I can buy John Travolta's jumbo jet with my tens of millions of dollars? I could use the jet to fly my family and friends to one of our many holiday homes scattered around the world. I would of course keep John in a job and employ him as our pilot. A nice gesture of good will I feel!
2. Why won't he make my butt look small in 'that'?
3. Why won't he give me the ability to eat chocolate and doughnuts without it looking like I just strapped them to my waist?
4. Why does he insist that my husband needs to continue to snore?
Last but not least, why oh why won't he give me George Clooney to play with?
(Yep it was one of those nights last night. It was midnight and I was waiting to do a test, couldn't sleep. Can you tell I was bored?!)