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Ellen
03-30-2007, 09:13 AM
Some of us parents think a carb is a carb...but we really do need to look at what ingredients go into the foods that go into our children's (and our own) bodies.

http://discovermagazine.com/2007/mar/book-excerpt

03.28.2007
What the Heck's in a Twinkie?

Steve Ettlinger's book shows what passes for 'cream' and 'butter.'




http://discovermagazine.com/2007/mar/book-excerpt/twinkie-200.jpg “Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are,” wrote 19th-century French gastronomist Jean Anthelme Brillat-­Savarin. But without a Ph.D. in chemistry, who among us can figure out what we’re eating? To see what gives life (and shelf life) to today’s processed foods, writer Steve Ettlinger tackles a case study: the bewildering ingredient list of a Twinkie. In Twinkie, ­Deconstructed (Hudson Street Press, $23.95), we learn the secrets of producing iron-enriched flour (hint: you’ll need the kind of oil that comes from a well), what making soap has to do with baking a cake, and where those ubiquitous “natural and artificial flavors” come from. Here, Ettlinger describes two tricks of the trade:

The Creamy Filling
Despite Hostess’s secret recipe, most food scientists will tell you that while the main ingredients in the filling are superfine sugar, shortening (oil), corn syrup, water, polysorbate 60, and salt, the key is that old pastry standby, cellulose gum, which can absorb 15 to 20 times its own weight in water. A pinch sprinkled on water floats like a jellyfish. A moistened spoonful becomes a clear, gelatinous, slimy glob in a matter of minutes.

Cellulose gum hangs on to the water in Twinkies’ filling, and thus, like so many other ingredients, keeps it slipperier longer. Its fibers plump the filling up, replacing fat (that is, real cream) with a moist, glossy, fatlike texture, without contributing a single calorie to the cake, because cellulose gum is not digested. It’s what helps hold a flavor on the back of your tongue, and, quite literally, helps Twinkies’ filling to shine.

The “Butter” Flavor
Since due to cost and rancidity issues there’s no room in a packaged cake like Twinkies for fresh butter, artificial butter is the answer—the same “butter flavor” used on movie popcorn.

Artificial butter, like many flavor chemicals, smells positively awful in its concentrated state. Diacetyl—the “di” in the name refers to its molecular structure, and the “acetyl” part shows that it is related to acetic acid and acetylene welding gas—is so powerfully bad-smelling that some companies that deal with it do so in a dedicated, separate building. But diacetyl is a very common, smooth, slippery, butter-butterscotch flavor, and it occurs naturally quite often in spoiled fruit juice and overfermented beer. A mere touch of it gives chardonnay wine its smoothness; higher concentrations are what make butter smell like butter, but even higher concentrations are what make butter smell rancid.

Diacetyl could also be extracted from butter, but that is extremely difficult and expensive. Luckily, the same exact molecule is more inexpensively created from natural gas by a few obscure Chinese chemical companies and a well-known German multinational corporation.

A volatile liquid, it is such a bright, intense fluorescent yellow that you can easily see where real butter gets its color. Packed carefully into 25-kilogram (55-pound) drums and sealed with a layer of nitrogen to protect it from moisture and fire (it is so highly flammable that a vapor mixture can actually explode), it must be stored under refrigeration. The containers are labeled “Harmful if swallowed,” both ironic and ominous for a food ingredient.

MLH
03-30-2007, 10:01 AM
GROSS!!:eek: Now I know why I never buy that stuff.

Michele
mom to AGH 9 dx'd 5 pumper
LMH nonD

frizzyrazzy
03-30-2007, 05:48 PM
as my mom used to say "nothing but junk"

lol. yep, mom is sometimes right.

sammysmom
04-04-2007, 09:36 PM
Yeah, it is junk..does nothing good for your body. It is just a bunch of packaged health problems....but can i say it???!!!! YUM!!!

I get a twinkie craving about...oh, once a month shall we say.....and let me tell you, it really tastes good!!!

But, yes, I am in agreement..it really is just a bunch of crap that your body can live without!! Thanks for that article Ellen, you always find the best info for us!!

shannon

Mama Belle
04-10-2007, 06:59 PM
When I first saw the subject line of this thread I was thinking that someone was asking for the carb content of a twinkie (and I was wondering why (s)he couldn't just look on the side of the package). Then I saw it was Ellen posting it and I realized that was not the case at all, because Ellen would have looked on the side of the package!

Totally not surprising to read that stuff. Surprisingly I don't think Twinkies taste that good. Now Zingers on the other hand ...

frizzyrazzy
04-10-2007, 08:57 PM
I'm more of a ding dong girl myself. Twinkies never did anything for me.

lol.

KeltonsMom
10-31-2007, 12:28 PM
LOL!!! Gross is right!! Someone told me once that a Twinkie was placed in a landfill and buried and dug up years later and it was not decomposed :eek:

I think it would be fun to get one and bury it and a few years later dig it up and see what state it is in :rolleyes:

Christopher
01-16-2008, 02:31 PM
Reading this thread reminded me of something I saw on TV about a resturant that offered deep fried Twinkies on its menu.....Hmmmm?! :D

Chris

dGirl
02-11-2008, 04:32 PM
I don't think i've ever had a Twinkie in my life. Even when I wasn't diabetic. LOL gross.

Volleyball_Chick_15
02-23-2008, 01:58 PM
nowonder i don't like 'em NASTY! haha

twodoor2
05-24-2008, 12:55 PM
My son got a twinkie at preschool without my consent. I was traumatized for days that something like that got in his body (my husband thinks I'm a lunatic:rolleyes:), and I contacted the school to tell them NO MORE TWINKIES!!

I saw that book and mentioned it in another thread, thanks for bringing it up Ellen. The twinkie is the prime example of how processed food are really "syntethic food like substances," and how horrible they are.

Jacob'sDad
05-24-2008, 01:15 PM
A friend of mine used to bring in packages of Twinkies that he got from the discount bakery store because they are expired. Now he has been dx'd type 2 so he doesn't eat Twinkies anymore. He doesn't even eat donuts on donut day! He's lost 25 lbs in a couple of months just eating healthy. His cholesterol is down, triglycerides are good and his BG's are pretty much normal.

musicjunkie
06-02-2008, 10:59 PM
I feel guilty now for eating my secret stash of Ho' Ho's:o
If I'm washing them down with tea and honey do things balance out?:rolleyes:
Reminds me of that song...
'At night I'm a junkfood junkie,good lord have pity on me' :p