czardoust
12-21-2008, 02:06 PM
An Ode to Tiny Classroom Frogs
You came from Austin’s 4th grade class
All slimy, cold, and wet.
From the moment you came in our home
Your destiny was set.
Meet the kids, meet the cat.
Get you fed, clean the tank.
Take a bath in hot water,
Oh what a bother.
You stopped moving and lay there like a log.
Now we’ve got boiled frog. :eek:
The next day your sister came home
A different tank, a brand new plan.
“Google: Answers” to thank,
For your better-than-bro expected lifespan.
Eat your fish food, swim around.
Jumping up, floating down.
Overnight camped out, by excited 9 year old boy.
Next day you eat too much oh what a joy.
I’ve never met a frog that died from a voracious appetite.
But I guess when you saw all those fish flakes it was to tempting to fight.
Munch, munch, munch till your insides popped out.
If you don’t mind me asking, what was that all about?
You stopped moving too and lay there like a log.
Now... well, we’ve got two dead frogs. :(
You came from Austin’s 4th grade class
All slimy, cold, and wet.
From the moment you came in our home
Your destiny was set.
Meet the kids, meet the cat.
Get you fed, clean the tank.
Take a bath in hot water,
Oh what a bother.
You stopped moving and lay there like a log.
Now we’ve got boiled frog. :eek:
The next day your sister came home
A different tank, a brand new plan.
“Google: Answers” to thank,
For your better-than-bro expected lifespan.
Eat your fish food, swim around.
Jumping up, floating down.
Overnight camped out, by excited 9 year old boy.
Next day you eat too much oh what a joy.
I’ve never met a frog that died from a voracious appetite.
But I guess when you saw all those fish flakes it was to tempting to fight.
Munch, munch, munch till your insides popped out.
If you don’t mind me asking, what was that all about?
You stopped moving too and lay there like a log.
Now... well, we’ve got two dead frogs. :(