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Diet Dr. Pepper
09-22-2008, 11:44 PM
Knock knock!
XMumofType1aged8X
09-23-2008, 02:10 AM
Who's there?
Diet Dr. Pepper
09-23-2008, 10:09 AM
You know!
(wow y'all are going to hate me (not really.. i hope) when y'all get this hehehe)
Volleyball_Chick_15
09-26-2008, 09:45 AM
you know who?
Diet Dr. Pepper
09-26-2008, 01:54 PM
You-Know-Who? Oh no it's Voldemort! Run Away!!!!
Okay, somebody elses turn... Any kind of Joke!!
toohughey
09-26-2008, 07:48 PM
Why do Monkeys have such big nostrils?
toohughey
09-26-2008, 07:48 PM
Because they have big fingers!!!!
toohughey
09-26-2008, 07:49 PM
What is yellow, drippy, hangs from trees and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
toohughey
09-26-2008, 07:50 PM
How do you get a one armed monkey to fall out of a tree??
Wave at him.
toohughey
09-26-2008, 07:51 PM
Where did the General hide his armies?
Up his sleevies.
toohughey
09-26-2008, 07:53 PM
Why didi the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead....... Don't flame me for that one.....it IS funny!!
Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
Okay I am done and I will leave you alone now.
malyssa
09-26-2008, 08:20 PM
Why didi the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead....... Don't flame me for that one.....it IS funny!!
Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
Okay I am done and I will leave you alone now.
HAHA! I love it! :D:p:):cool:
jcanolson
06-07-2010, 11:56 AM
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
jcanolson
06-07-2010, 11:58 AM
Breathe, breathe!!