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momandwifeoftype1s
06-06-2008, 08:16 PM
Well, this one threw me for a loop. I grew up with two sisters, and I now have two boys. Connor was upstairs playing by himself in the bonus room. He came back downstairs to show me something (he looked really guilty). He had wrapped a bandaid tightly around his you-know-what, and it was stuck. I had to peel that sucker off as gently as possible, and it was really, really sticky. I almost got out the scissors, but I didn't think that sounded like a great idea either. Thank God, it finally came loose. Can you imagine an ER visit for a bandaid cutting off circulation down there??? What are boys thinking??? Of course, my husband was at work...
Jacob'sDad
06-06-2008, 08:24 PM
Well, this one threw me for a loop. I grew up with two sisters, and I now have two boys. Connor was upstairs playing by himself in the bonus room. He came back downstairs to show me something (he looked really guilty). He had wrapped a bandaid tightly around his you-know-what, and it was stuck. I had to peel that sucker off as gently as possible, and it was really, really sticky. I almost got out the scissors, but I didn't think that sounded like a great idea either. Thank God, it finally came loose. Can you imagine an ER visit for a bandaid cutting off circulation down there??? What are boys thinking??? Of course, my husband was at work...
LMAO!
It would have been kid of ironic if after you removed the band-aid he really did NEED a band-aid. It reminds me of the line in "There's Something About Mary": "We've got a bleeder!"
momandwifeoftype1s
06-06-2008, 08:28 PM
LMAO!
It would have been kid of ironic if after you removed the band-aid he really did NEED a band-aid. It reminds me of the line in "There's Something About Mary": "We've got a bleeder!"
That's funny! I'm glad I didn't try the scissors. My mom said I should have used baby oil. He would have loved that :p. We've really been working on privacy lately, so all went out the window on this one. Boys are really interesting.
Midwestmomma
06-06-2008, 08:34 PM
ROFLMAO !!!:eek::D
That sounds like something one of my boys would do. Hope he never does that one again.....:cwds:
Shannon's Mom
06-06-2008, 08:35 PM
Oh my goodness! That is so FUNNY!!! Of course, I'm not the one who had to peel a bandaid off a little peepee :eek:
CJ's Mom
06-06-2008, 08:35 PM
Too funny! Reminds me of when CJ was about 3, had him in the tub and the little soldier stood straight up, he tried to push it down but it wouldn't go. He had this look of horror on his face & said, "Mom, it's broke!"
momandwifeoftype1s
06-06-2008, 08:45 PM
Oh my goodness! That is so FUNNY!!! Of course, I'm not the one who had to peel a bandaid off a little peepee :eek:
Yes, it was totally gross. In fact, it gave me the willies. :p
HHmmm...now why would having to pry a bandaid off your little boys willy give you the willies!!!! That is so freakin funny!
momandwifeoftype1s
06-06-2008, 09:35 PM
Oooh - Keltonsmom is back. :D
bgallini
06-06-2008, 09:46 PM
LOL! Poor mom! If it happens again, try some unisolve wipes...that's what Alex uses to get the pump site off his tummy. I've used it for a bandaid on my other son....on his knee. Babyoil or other oil would work too...but would be really weird.
fredntan2
06-06-2008, 10:31 PM
I'm sure he won't be doing that again!! Ouch.
whats with these kids today.
I came home and found sara covered in flour. she's 12. had flour in hair, face all over kitchen. they had food fight. took picture, but can't figure out how to get it on here. i'm so computer illiterate
Jacob'sDad
06-06-2008, 11:05 PM
Isn't there a jingle about this?
I am stuck on Band-aid
Cuz Band-aid's stuck on my winky.
JohnMom
06-06-2008, 11:10 PM
Thank you, I needed a good laugh.
Treysmom
06-07-2008, 01:53 PM
Oh so funny...Thanks for sharing!
Anja821
06-07-2008, 07:32 PM
Ha ha! Mine said his was just like a garage door - it goes up and down.
samheis
06-07-2008, 10:18 PM
:D
ROFL
I'll be chuckling about that all day.
Glad you were able to safely remove the bandaid.
Little boys are so much fun.
momandwifeoftype1s
06-07-2008, 10:31 PM
I wasn't sure if I should add this tidbit, but it is pretty funny to add to your laughs...I taught Children's Church (ages 3-5) at church last weekend. We talked about The Good Samaritan, and I let the kids bandage each other with white cloth strips and Bandaids with a heart sticker in the middle of the stickers. They thought it was really fun to help fix each others' boo boos. Connor and Grant even bandaged their Webkins at home, which was great to see that they remembered the lesson from Sunday. So, I gave them some more Bandaids to practice helping each other and their pets. Apparently, Grant "helped" Connor with his little Bandaid mishap. I hope there are not a bunch of mad parents at church tomorrow who have had similar Bandaid issues at home this week :eek:.
bethdou
06-07-2008, 11:34 PM
Ha ha! Mine said his was just like a garage door - it goes up and down.
Mine said, "Look, Mom! It's a stick" (as he thwapped it with his fingertip, like flicking something off)....boing, boing, boing. :eek::D ROFL
kyleesmom
06-09-2008, 11:40 PM
OMG, these stories are cracking me up! Im not sure I could have removed the band-aid, I would have been laughing so hard.
I had two younger brothers but I dont ever remember them doing anything like this. I didnt start raising the boys until they were a little older(6&8), so I didnt have these exciting :D moments with them either. I do have a 4 year old nephew who likes nothing better than peeing off of the porch. Doesnt matter whose porch it is(or jungle gym at the park), and he will proudly tell you that he is peeing off the porch while he is doing it. Makes for some interesting moments, thats for sure.