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StillMamamia
05-16-2008, 03:57 PM
**Knock, knock** I opened the door a bit and peek in…it’s crowded.
‘Come in Paula! Glad you joined us! Don’t be afraid!’ someone says.
I venture in, nervous…eeek! They are all looking at me with the CWD smile painted on their faces! :cwds:
‘So Paula, you’ve finally going to admit it, huh? That is very courageous of you! You’ll see the feeling of liberation you’ll have once you’ve done it!’ says another person.
Strange, I can hear their voices but can’t see them….oh, ok, I’ll open my eyes…sorry, I’m so nervous, I thought maybe if I close my eyes they won’t notice me coming in…it didn’t work!
I take a seat in the middle of the room…it’s the only seat…strange, it’s got my name of it, how did they know??
I look at them…put on my best CWD smile too, and open my mouth…they all lean forward in expectation…
I speak ‘Hi there everyone, my name is Paula and I’m….’ Oh the pain, the absolute pain in my mind….need a Tylenol, anyone have one, thanks.
Yes I get these headaches you see, and I need to take a break…ok, they allow me to go outside a bit…for some fresh air.
I step outside, and close the door behind me.
No, no, no…I can’t …no, I won’t. Gotta run, hide…but where??? Somewhere where they’ll never find me.
I run, run, run….there…PERFECT!!! I open the door and breathe slowly…then I open my eyes and see Twodoor2, and Wilf and Jacob’s Dad….staring at me…
’Are you lost, Paula?’.....I stare back, and see they’re comparing notes on extrapolating something or the other….
’Yes, I am lost’ I tell them, ‘I wanted to go somewhere where noone would find me, so I thought in this thread, ha, ha, but I guess you guys are in a serious discussion, so I’m on my way out.’
I step back out….’The Book Club…yes, there’s hardly anyone there!’ I run as fast I can…and open the first door. ‘Awesome, peace and quiet!’
‘Hi Paula…can I help you?’
Yikes…it’s Jeff…what’s he doing here?
‘Just checking the forums, Paula, don’t worry.’ He reads minds too...how??
‘I can see what you do when you’re logged on, Paula.’
‘Great!’ I say, and sheepishly back away, makind mental note to cut down on log-ins.
There’s no turning back. I have to get it over with.
Ellen’s right ‘The first step is the harness.’ Harness, did she say harness?? That’s weird….oh, the hardest, ok, I get it. I can’t think straight…
‘Breathe in, breathe out, move on’
‘Thanks Frizzyrazzy!’
‘You’re welcome!’
How did she???? Oh, never mind…..
Let’s just do it!!
I put my best foot forward…hesitate which one, don’t know if it’s the right one or the left one….so I did what anyone else would do…I jump with both feet together, and hop back to the first thread ‘Are you a CWD addict?’
I open the door, breathless (that hopping thing is really hard, you know?)…
They are all still there…all still with the CWD smiles, heads slightly tilted too.:cwds:
‘Glad you are back, Paula…take your time!’
Ok, here it goes…..
‘Hi, my name is Lara Croft, and I’m a CWD addict!’
‘PAULA!!!! Stop your silliness….you need to do this, it’s your sanity, rather, the lack thereof, that is at stake!’
Ok. Ok…they are right…
‘Hi, my name is….’ I pause, the urge to say ‘My name is what, my name is what, my name is what…Slim shady’ is too big…
Again…
‘Hi, my name is Paula, and I’m a CWD addict!’
Aplause all around.
‘We’re so proud of you! We’ve known that for a long time, but you needed to acknowledge it by yourself. Now, don’t you feel good?’
‘No…I need a drink!’ I mumble…I can’t breathe again…I’ve admitted defeat…I’ve lost all dignity…OMG, what have I done???
I run out of that thread and run towards a place where I could find solace….
There it is….I peek in, it’s quiet, but I know somewhere towards the end of it, there’s what I seek….
Big smile covers my face as I find the beer-drinking contest in Pavlos’ thread ‘Where are all the Dads?’ I’m so glad this thread wasn’t closed.
'CWD addict...what do they know???' ;)

OSUMom
05-16-2008, 04:03 PM
Oh my friggin' gosh, I have never laughed so much in any thread on CWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paula - you are just plain talented and have read my mind. I have been consumed by the feelings of being addicted here and trying to stay away. I can't! LOL

Just incredible! You've read my mind - how did you do that? head slightly tilted

Beach bum
05-16-2008, 04:26 PM
OMG! That is soooo funny!

Insanity Lane, what a lovely place to live, I'm a former resident!

Ellen
05-16-2008, 06:31 PM
Paula that was great!! Have you seen in the teens or kids forums where someone starts a story and someone else continues it....who's going to continue?

How did you manage to leave Insanity Lane Wendy? ;) (BTW, I totally love the title CIO.)

Hijacking the thread a bit, but Paula's story made me think I would like to have a coffee mug that says

http://www.childrenwithdiabetes.com/gifs/cwd_title.gif ADDICT

Isn't that how many of us greet the day anyway? Jeff, how about the coffee mug for a fundraiser for scholarships?

lil'Man'sMom
05-16-2008, 06:56 PM
Thanks Paula - You put a smile on my face today. I find myself thinking of my CWD "family" and am so glad I found everyone!

You are a true talent...

gotta go, Jonas Brothers are on and lil'Man wants me watch with him:)

Wanda

Lee
05-16-2008, 07:27 PM
Insane, who's insane - oh, me, but yeah - we knew that a long time ago! And I still uphold the beer sinking challenge- Emma's Dad!!!!

Thanks for the laugh - not just this one, but all the ones you provide!

taximom
05-16-2008, 08:10 PM
Paula, You are too darn funny!....Love it!

Ellen, I want a mug too!

Now with the expanded forums...."OT", "Intros", "Social groups"...I can't get off this site!

Midwestmomma
05-16-2008, 11:03 PM
LOL:D Paula
Keep your stories coming !!!

Gaia
05-17-2008, 08:28 AM
That was the best thing I have read in a long time! Thanks!! Ive been a resident of Insane Road a long time....maybe its time to pack up & move to Insanity Lane. Seems Id have a LOT more company lol. :D

Sorry I havent been around lately. Financial issues. Done, said, over. Amanda I LOVE your avatar!! Its my wish too, for all of our kids. :cwds:

Kris

Beach bum
05-17-2008, 08:51 AM
How did you manage to leave Insanity Lane Wendy? ;) (BTW, I totally love the title CIO.)

?

Lots of therapy and a few margaritas:D

OSUMom
05-17-2008, 09:57 AM
That was the best thing I have read in a long time! Thanks!! Ive been a resident of Insane Road a long time....maybe its time to pack up & move to Insanity Lane. Seems Id have a LOT more company lol. :D

Sorry I havent been around lately. Financial issues. Done, said, over. Amanda I LOVE your avatar!! Its my wish too, for all of our kids. :cwds:

Kris

We've missed you, Kris. Hope things are leveling out for you. :cwds:
{{hugs****

frizzyrazzy
05-17-2008, 06:11 PM
HAAHAHa...roflmao!

just remember as you're breathing in and breathing out, don't hyperventilate.
:cwds: :cwds:

hold48398
05-17-2008, 07:25 PM
This was great!!! Thanks for making me giggle despite having a terrible headcold, Paula!! :)